Had I kept the Sabbath, not booted the computer, not glanced at Facebook, I’d have been spared this episode of Saturday Afternoon Gladiators:

Both speakers, two ears, center channel, both together — and equally surreal.
Sigh.
B: ” . . . comprehensive immigration reform . . . .”
D: “. . . we have people in Congress who hate our country . . . . “
1 p.m. — they’re both talking about immigration reform at the same time!
How is that happening?
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